You’ve just bagged yourself a new man, the butterflies are fluttering, cupid is singing and the next 5 months of your life (at least) look promising…until one day of casual insta browsing shows you just how ACTIVE and finger-happy your new beau really is. Not only is he giving every bent-over booty pic a double … Continue reading Jeepers INSTA Creepers!
Do men REALLY want a strong woman, or do they just like the idea of one? In my occasionally miserable but sometimes fabulous dating life, I have come across a diverse number of men who believe that they prefer and require a strong woman in their lives. You know, the kind who resembles some of … Continue reading Strong woMAN
It’s flabbergasting-madness that some of our men give nada fucklings about who they’re about to cock-dip, as long as their load gets well and truly blown. I mean, how is having zero sexual standards and a dick as dirty as a holiday flip flop, good for overall self-worth and general hygiene? I have always … Continue reading Any Hole’s a GOAL!
Hello and welcome to the controversial topic regarding the men we give an inch to, who take a bleeding mile. Before I begin to slander a hefty percentage of the male species, I would kindly like to point out that this is for entertainment purposes only and no men were in fact harmed in … Continue reading PUNCH -TO-PRICK
Well, it’s that shitting time of year again, the 14th of Feb where the couples of the world rejoice their love for each other over an overpriced dinner and some heart shaped confetti. Nothing says I love you like an extravagant date paid begrudgingly, with a smile through gritted teeth. Now these might … Continue reading VALENT-SIGNS DAY
Can the quality of sex be an ultimate decider on who we choose to be with on an emotional level? Of course the fun we have in the bedroom is a high rated factor when choosing our relationships…but does the human brain and genital region occasionally confuse an orgasm for love? A lot … Continue reading BIG L or BIG O?
People say life's a journey not a destination, but what if that journey is an emotionally painful ride into madness, depression and hell. What if every time you feel remotely comfortable and reasonably happy, something horrendous and gut wrenchingly negative comes to pull you back into the decaying room of darkness that shows no glimmer … Continue reading WORDS
So you got a new fella and everything is going great, the relationship is beautifully blissful, the sex is highly fulfilling and absolutely nothing can get in your romantic way, that’s until…’knock knock…who’s there?’ THE EX! Unfortunately, the dreaded ex-girlfriend has and will always be a part of your man’s life. It’s the one human … Continue reading EX-TINGUISH
As I sit typing this I ask myself ‘is it right, or in fact normal for a woman to enjoy and express sexual desires as much as a man?’ You see, I struggle dearly with sex being so taboo and believe it to be such a natural and positive act that should be … Continue reading HIGH & DRY
Baggage, we all carry it around with us like an emotional weight made up of trust issues, insecurities and fear. Some of us have an easy lifting rucksack, others have a couple of bashed up old bin bags, and then there’s the few like myself who have a Stobart sized lorry packed full of … Continue reading BAGS FOR LIFE